I'm officially declaring May 19th Vote 5 Day.

On that day every video you watch and every game you play, no matter how terrible, gets a 5 vote. 

Caught this very flattering image of the Newgrounds Tank on Tosh.0. 

I'm sure @TomFulp will be getting royalties from this. 

I sure as hell don't.

I hate midterms. That's all. Damn northern mythology professor gave us a study guide and most of the terms weren't even on the test, and most of the test wasn't even the terms she gave us.

Damned professors.

I said it. My cat was distracting me through this whole video, so it was hard to stay on track. I tried, though. Boy, did I try.

Canabalt is credited as the first endless runner. It can be found on Android or iOS (as well as PC, if I'm not mistaken). This game came out in 2009. However, I don't think this game is the first endless runner. It isn't even close.

This honor really should go to the 1994 Game Gear port of Disney's Aladdin. Here's why:

Just kidding. (hey, nothing personal, but there's not a place in the world with a monopoly on beautiful women.)

It's funny, though, because Ronnie James Dio apparently thought they did, though:

 

That's all, really. Pointless news post. 

Just wanted to update this quickly and let everyone know what I meant.