Total Medals Earned: 42 (From 10 different games.) Total Medal Score: 610 Points
Medals Earned: 12/30 (185/500 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/17 (5/380 points)
Medals Earned: 8/42 (75/485 points)
Just start the game, the Stary Night starring King Kong after Vang Gogh
you need at least 9 points to try to cut your ear with a branch
you can not cut your ear with an ice cream
You need at least 14 points to try to cut your ear with a nail clipper
You need at least 19 points to try to cut your ear with scissors
Find 3 Hidden stars, after Wheatfield with crows by Vincent Van Gogh
You need at least 29 points to try to cut your ear with a chain saw
You need at least 24 points to try to cut your ear with a machete
You need all 30 points to try to cut your ear with a lightsaber
Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get the clock
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/150 points)
Defeat Glimmer
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 6/12 (200/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/17 (25/525 points)
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 7/20 (50/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Get punched by a banana
Find the hidden button
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)